Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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