I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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