what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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