adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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