I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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