love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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