I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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