come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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