what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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