If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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