That's intense
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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