i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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