So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
