no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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