Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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