Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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