i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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