I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
