Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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