'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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