we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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