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(856): View more from New Jersey

in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child

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(509): View more from Washington

Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes

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(916): View more from California

Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?

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