Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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