Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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