so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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