Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
God I need to hump something, right now.
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