What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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