Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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