talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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