Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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