you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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