I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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