whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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