the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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