dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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