shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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