Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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