Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
please come you make the beer taste better
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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