Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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