Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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