are you still at the devil's house?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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