My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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