I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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