May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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