i just wanna soil my oats bro
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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