its not stalking. its research.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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