I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
they're like a gay fantastic four
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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