The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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