is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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