i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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