Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
