East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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