I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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