We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
